Irene was laying on a pillow on the ground and Elias came crawling speedily toward her.  She starts shrieking, "No! No, Elias, I'm not yummy!"  Elias tried to steal her glasses and eat her regardless.

Irene has a joke.  Just one.  She picked it up in the car one day.  She tells it a lot.
Q.  Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
A.  Because it ran out of juice.