Lessons learned from the day

When people say not to cut toward yourself with a knife, you should listen. That's good advice.

If you keep taking the first aid cream all over the house you will eventually forget where you left it.

Peppers from the garden make everything better, even when they're frozen.

Three timesing my chili recipe doesn't fill up my stock pot.

The smell of chili kind of negates the smell of corned beef.

I only cook when we're going out for dinner.

If I make Peter leave work early it will backfire because he will have to go back in.

If I make Peter leave work early Monica's visiting teaching will cancel.

We need a Zans.

Timesing should be a word.

Even though you tell something not to stick on the bottom and have it on low, it still might stick.