In case any of you are wondering how to entertain the Relief Society president when she comes over, don't start by encouraging your daughter to poop while arranging the visit on the phone, don't make her walk the dangerous path over and around all your toys, don't have your daughter pee on the floor in front of her and then invite her to join in the celebration of a two-year-old peeing in the toilet, don't have your baby spit up on her and don't finish it off by splitting out your jeans about twelve inches.
It's been done already.
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Sounds like you had a very adventurous day...sorry, hope today is better! And by almeans...have a wonderful birthday tomorrow!
wow, so much happened in so little time, but I'm sure you both can laugh now. miss you! And happy Early Birthday!
So now I know what "interesting" means, ha-ha. I've had similar experiences. One year Bill was the Ward Clerk and gone all day Sunday, we had a ton of friends and neighbors coming over for a birthday party and I was cleaning like mad (we shouldn't have been cleaning on Sunday, but we had an awful week and I felt like it was my ox in the mire). Just as I had completely lost my temper and was hollering at the kids to help me clean my youngest at the time answered the door to the home-teachers and I turned around to see that they had heard the entire "conversation". You just have to laugh. We've all been there.
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