When choking on hot chocolate don't try to keep it in your mouth. Just spit it in the nearest sink. Otherwise it will end up on your new carpet. And new paint. And your tile. And your baby. And your baby's blessing certificate. And your visual aids. And your clothes. And it will make your toddler wake up early from their nap. And you'll have to try and clean it up while holding your hot chocolate covered baby listening to your toddler cry. Did I mention it got on four wall? And two doors? I picked the worlds worst place to choke on hot chocolate.
At least the second time I made it to a sink. I don't think I should drink hot chocolate any more.
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I can only imagine. I've seen what you can do with orange juice, however, so it's not too difficult for me to imagine.
HA!! Lance laughed so hard I thought he might have an accident of his own!
Cocoa in any form is dangerous. Like the time I opened the new can and had to wipe off everything in a three foot radius. And vacuum. And shower.
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